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Male Vs Female (from Gerlynn)
My favourites! & the "OFFSPRING" one really pushed me over the edge :DDD
Male Vs Female (from Gerlynn)
BATHROOMSFUTURE
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
- The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESSDRESSING UP
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
- Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
My favourites! & the "OFFSPRING" one really pushed me over the edge :DDD